Tuesday, October 21, 2014

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

(Source: winterforlovers)

mad-chameleon:

That’s it, that’s the show. 

(Source: ohmysupernatural)

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Monday, October 20, 2014

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

Chapter One
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost …. I am helpless.
It isn’t my fault
It takes forever to find a way out.

Chapter Two
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don’t see it.
I fall in again.
I can’t believe I am in this same place.
But, it isn’t my fault
It still takes a long time to get out.

Chapter Three
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it there.
I still fall in … it’s a habit … but,
my eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.

Chapter Four
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

Chapter Five
I walk down another street.

Portia Nelson, “Autobiography In Five Short Chapters” (via feellng)
anchoredvanity:

omfg get me one.

anchoredvanity:

omfg get me one.

whiskey-and-ink:

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

I have a mighty need.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

(Source: larvitarr)

hated-and-helpless:

heroin-paradise:

lightsguideme-home:

Every time I read this my heart breaks

In tears everytime

this makes me cry every single time i see it

palmist:

i love this blooper 

Saturday, October 18, 2014
FUCK.YOUR.CAKE

FUCK.YOUR.CAKE

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline